Dismal Swamp vs Glencoe
Dismal Swamp is the younger of the two, with a median age of 40 against 43 in Glencoe. In both, most households own their home and the large majority of homes are detached houses. In Dismal Swamp, most households are couple families. In Glencoe, about half of households are couple families. On these figures, Dismal Swamp tends to suit families with children.
Which one suits you?
There is no overall winner — the suburb that suits a family with school-age kids is routinely the wrong one for someone commuting into the city. So each of these answers its own question, against a checklist you can see, using the same figures in the tables below.
Families with school-age kids
Glencoe
ahead on 3 of the 6 things we measure here
- carries lower crime risk (12/100 vs 26/100)
- has more schools rated above their peers (1 vs 0)
- has more separate houses rather than flats (101% vs 76%)
Weighs schools, house stock, crime, parks, childcare, and who already lives there.
First-home buyers
Too close to call
Nothing among the 1 things we measure here separates them by enough to be worth acting on.
Weighs mortgage stress.
Renters
Dismal Swamp
ahead on 3 of the 3 things we measure here
- has a bigger rental market to choose from (44% vs 7%)
- leaves renters under less rental stress (8% vs 14%)
- has cheaper rent ($150/wk vs $200/wk)
Weighs rent, rental stress, and how much is for rent.
Commuting to the city
Glencoe
ahead on the one thing that separates them
- has a shorter drive in (287 min vs 294 min)
Weighs distance, drive time, and walkability.
Downsizers and retirees
Glencoe
ahead on 2 of the 4 things we measure here
- has more residents already 65 and over (18% vs 6%)
- carries lower crime risk (12/100 vs 26/100)
Weighs who already lives there, GPs, walkability, and crime.
Investors
Dismal Swamp
ahead on the one thing that separates them
- is growing faster (14.5% vs -4.2%)
Weighs population growth.
Where they sit
Dismal Swamp and Glencoe drawn to the same scale. Both outlines are shown together, so the map answers whether they share a border and how their areas compare.
Bars start at zero. Scores, risks and rankings are drawn against their full 0–100 range; other rows are drawn in proportion to the larger of the two.
Side by side, out of 100
Risks are inverted — shown as safety and low exposure — so a longer bar always means better.
Demographics
Glencoe has more residents (633 vs 63); Dismal Swamp has higher household incomes ($99,632 vs $74,412).
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Population | 63 | 633 +905% vs other |
| Population trend (2016 → 2021) | +14.5% | -4.2% |
| Median age | 40 | 43 |
| Median household income | $99,632/yr +25% vs other | $74,412/yr |
| Median weekly rent | $150/wk | $200/wk +33% vs other |
Age profile
Share of residents in each band, 2021 Census.
Bars are drawn against the largest share shown (20.6%).
Who lives together
Household composition, 2021 Census.
Who owns and who rents
Occupied private dwellings by tenure, 2021 Census.
What people live in
Occupied private dwellings by structure, 2021 Census.
Qualifications
Highest non-school qualification, residents 15+, 2021 Census.
Bars are drawn against the largest share shown (19.9%).
Property market
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Median house price | — | $557,500 |
| Median unit price | — same for both | |
| Median land price | — | $625,000 |
Zoning mix
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Rural and farming | 97% | 100% |
| Environmental | 3% | 0% |
| Zoning sets what may be built, not what is there today. A single address can sit in a different zone to the suburb around it. Zones as at 2026-09. | ||
Development activity
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| New dwellings approved | 39 across Grant | 31 across Wattle Range |
| Approvals change year on year | +300% | +0% |
Ranking within SA
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| House price | — same for both | |
| Income | Higher than 78% of SA | Higher than 48% of SA |
| Schools | — same for both | |
| Walkability | Higher than 30% of SA | Higher than 29% of SA |
| Affordability | — same for both | |
| EV adoption | Higher than 18% of SA same for both | |
| NBN connectivity | Higher than 37% of SA | Higher than 60% of SA |
Liveability
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Grade | — | D |
| Score | — | 29/100 |
| Socio-economic band | mid-range socio-economic decile 6/10 | mid-range socio-economic decile 5/10 |
Risk profile
Dismal Swamp carries more crime risk (26 vs 12).
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Bushfire | High 86/100 | High 84/100 |
| Crime | Low 26/100 | Low 12/100 |
| Flood | — same for both | |
| Coastal erosion | None 0/100 same for both | |
| Aircraft noise | None 0/100 same for both | |
| Industrial facilities nearby | 0 within 5 km same for both | |
Schools
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Inside the suburb | 0 | 1 |
| Rated above peers | 0 | 1 |
| Rated at peers | 0 same for both | |
| Rated below peers | 0 same for both | |
Schools in Dismal Swamp
No schools recorded inside this suburb's boundary. Children here will be zoned to schools nearby.
Schools in Glencoe
- Glencoe Central Primary School Government · Primary above peers
Amenities in the suburb
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Parks & reserves | 3 | 2 |
| Childcare | 0 | 1 |
| Banks & Bank@Post | 0 | 1 |
| Waterways | 1 | 0 |
Mobility
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Walkability score | 0/100 same for both | |
| Distance to Adelaide | 432.2 km | 432.7 km |
| Drive time (normal traffic) | 294 min | 287 min |
| Electric vehicle share | 0.1% postcode 5291 same for both | |
| Rooftop solar per 100 dwellings | 56 postcode 5291 same for both | |
How people get to work
Method of travel on census day 2021 — which fell during COVID restrictions, so working from home is inflated and every travel mode understated.
Bars are drawn against the largest share shown (81.0%).
Setting
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Elevation | 70 m above sea level, at the suburb centre | 65 m above sea level, at the suburb centre |
| Distance to the ocean | 36.3 km | 28.3 km |
NBN connectivity
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Connectivity score | 26/100 | 30/100 |
| Most common technology | Fixed wireless same for both | |
| Full-fibre (FTTP) share | 0% 20 premises | 0% 278 premises |
Climate
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Annual rainfall | 724 mm same for both | |
| Summer max (Jan) | 25.8°C same for both | |
| Winter min (Jul) | 5.8°C same for both | |
Council rates
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Average residential rate | $1,458/yr | $1,537/yr |
| Council | Grant | Wattle Range |
Federal electorate
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Division | Barker same for both | |
| Member | Tony Pasin same for both | |
| Party | Liberal same for both | |
First Home Owner Grant
| Dismal Swamp | Glencoe | |
|---|---|---|
| Grant amount | $15,000 same for both | |
| Property price cap | — same for both | |
| Eligibility | New same for both | |
Tags
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